Jingle Bells

1. Dashing through the fire
In my 1990 Ford
Quarter tank of gas
It’s all i could afford!
Sirens up ahead
The flames are oh so bright
Oh my my, what fun it is to
Evacuate tonite!

2. Oh! thanks to Shell
And corporate hell
And coal and oil and cash
The planet is on fire
And it’s buried deep in trash.
Oh! thanks to Shell
And corporate hell
And coal and oil and cash
The planet is on fire
And it’s buried deep in trash.

3. Dashing through the snow
Where it’s never snowed before
Praying to the gods
Scromo, thank the lord!
Thoughts and prayers abound
Making spirits bright
Oh my my, what fun it is to
Be fighting such a fight! [Or “fighting with the right”, you can choose hehe]

4. Oh! thanks to Shell
And corporate hell
And coal and oil and cash
The planet is on fire
And it’s buried deep in trash.
Oh! thanks to Shell
And corporate hell
And coal and oil and cash
The planet is on fire
And it’s buried deep in trash.